The statement claimed that the editors of the paper had experienced a âsevere lapse in judgmentâ and that they were âlistening and learningâ from their âoopsie-daisy uh-oh spaghettio 😢â (emoji included in the statement).
After the insane number of Zoom lectures that I attended during Covid, I should have died of boredom long ago, but I havenât.
Itâs important to me that when people stalk me on the internet they think âWow, I bet she really understands the importance of symbolism,â and âDo you think she actually followed what was going on in âInception,â because it kind of seems like it?â
I have heard nothing but complaints from my friends about not being able to do their homework, or get out of bed, or take a shower, or look at themselves in the mirror for more than three seconds. But not me! Iâm absolutely perfect.
If you want to see a manâs face light up, get him something that will leave his legs shaking and booty aching.Â
“Piggybacking off of that, I just think the way they phrased it was really well. Well-phrased. Which time?”
The godless abominations have tongues, so they clearly consume some sort of food.
I was lazy, listless, and broken inside, but ever since our night (or really evening) of passion, my life has totally turned around. I got into not one, but two improv groups on campus.
Really Samantha? You chose to stoop that high? Have some decency⊠but not enough decency to do that.
When âMaryâ eventually responded, I almost threw my computer out the window for the second time.