
Local Bro Self-Places Out of Sex 101

“Nah, I don’t need Sex 101. I’m no beginner to pleasuring women. I bet I could teach that professor a thing or two.”
“Nah, I don’t need Sex 101. I’m no beginner to pleasuring women. I bet I could teach that professor a thing or two.”
“There’s nothing like the bonding time you get when you’re third in line for your floor’s only shower”
Following her famous photoshoot for Vanity Fair, media sources have confirmed that Caitlyn Jenner has indeed just sneezed.
Using ground penetrating radar, sensitive seismographic instruments, and a Ouija board, archivist Louis Diggs of the University of Your Hometown has confirmed that your ancestors are indeed rolling in their graves.
This past weekend, we received reports confirming that the School of Communication will be adding a new major for the 2015-2016 school year. For the first time, students will be able to major in Passive Aggression.
After the last act for Dillo day was announced earlier this week, Evanston Township High School junior Erik Swanson reported that he thought the lineup was much better last year.
To see a menu, which consists of one seasonal offering, new customers must supply referrals from two people already using the service.
This morning Mayfest confirmed early reports that Amon Littleton, WCAS ’18, has registered your mother as his guest for Dillo Day on May 30th.
According to initial estimates, this places Smart Dillo into the 58th percentile among armadillos nationwide.
The freshman disclosed that his keys and wallet could also be at the Hooters in Peoria; or in Tashkent, Uzbekistan; or in the third stall from the left in the Norris ground floor bathroom.