Op-Ed: No, Josh, I donât have less friends because Iâm a grammar geek…I have fewer friends
Josh, being a grammar geek doesnât mean I have less friends. It means I have fewer friends.
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Freshmen From the South Feel That Theyâre Handling the Current Cold Temperatures Well
âI donât even own a pair of pants, unless my silk romper counts. But, once I get cold, I canât even feel my legs or arms anymore so itâs not too big of a deal.â
Margot Lee Shetterly Cancels Campus Visit After Admitting She Didnât Read Hidden Figures
âI didnât know if I was really supposed to read it or not.â Shetterly said. âBut then I started getting more and more emails about it towards the end of the summer and I kinda freaked out, so I decided to just not read it. Also, since when are books like 200 pages?â
Op-Ed: What I Learned by Eating at Arbyâs Every Day of Summer Until They Offered Me a Job
Before you go off and apply to internships and jobs for next summer, take a look at what Iâve learned these past few months.
In an Effort to Reduce Plastic, Fraternity Opts for BODY SHOTS!!!
“Brett Green first came up with the idea for the resolution while slurping up some Fireball from the navel of girl known only to him as âthe Other Sarah.âÂ
Mayfest Secures Duolingo Bird as âEthnic Openerâ for Dillo
âFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,â said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestâs Diversity and Inclusion chair. âHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our âethnic opener,â if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnât just for privileged English-speakers.â
Mayfest Announces First Person to Arrive to Dillo Day Dressed as Squidwardâs House Will Win a Prize
âNothing better represents the Dillo Day spirit than the Easter Island head that Squidward lives in.”
Report: Your Mayfest Friend Quiet All of a Sudden
In situations where she might find herself saying, âyouâll never guess whoâs going to be on the Main Stage this year!â or âGuys, I have literally wanted a Ferris wheel on the Lakefill since I was born,â she now just stands there without making a peep.
Mayfest: “We’ll Just Throw Drunk People in the Lake, OK??”
âAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personâs Wildcard information and send them home.”
From The Archives: Dillo Day 1896 Ends In Disaster After Theatre Troupe Knocks Over Candles
During the performance of a highly amusing skit in which the members of the troupe pretended to be people with practical professions, one of the Barnyard Boys tripped and knocked over the elaborate array of candles set up to provide illumination at that late hour.