Op-Ed: I Guess Now We Can Just Slightly Fondle Mayfest
Mayfest was already asked to endure a hardcore pounding for a whole year, so a more subtle and sensual approach could act as better positive encouragement.
Mayfest was already asked to endure a hardcore pounding for a whole year, so a more subtle and sensual approach could act as better positive encouragement.
As of 2:51 PM local time, Isaacs was preparing to “get shit done,” having just finished up the fifteenth different Pokémon Nuzlocke video while he was reading the play he was supposed to analyze for Wednesday.
CLEVELAND – From the ashes of recent tragedy, a new study out of Case Western Reserve University seems to confirm the not-wholly-unexpected fact that theatre majors are, indeed, flammable. The experiment sparked national attention when it was first published in the journal Annals of Internal Medicine earlier this month, taking heavy criticism for its potentially discriminatory attitude towards ESFJs—as measured by Myers-Briggs—and for its possibly unethical potential for grievous bodily harm caused by combusting theatre majors. Working off preliminary data
10:07 – red bull walking around? Giving out energy. Tastes like hand santitizer fucked an old eaten melon.
“We are currently investigating the implications of this incident on the habitats of western Evanston.”
Mayfest is currently drafting plan on how to best avoid such a catastrophe in the future, such as potentially moving the concert even earlier in the quarter for cooler weather.
“We feel that being the College Republicans only worked to exclude other groups who hated Trump as much as we did,” said exec member and leading advocate for the name change Joe Przybyszewski (WCAS ’17).
The NU Historical Society is protesting over the fact that those who watch the new movie are instead watching “gross historical inaccuracies.”
Many executive board members agree that praying to the Ancient Baltic deity would be an effective way to mitigate the effects of bad weather.
This release granted students a temporary distraction from the growing awareness of campus sexual assault.