The move comes after the new dining service Compass merged with PĂŒnchindafĂ€ce™, a transnational Swedish corporation that fuses gastronomic arts and sadomasochism.
âIf these walls could talk, I bet theyâd be telling us that itâs okay to cry sometimes.”
âDonât get me wrong, she sounds like a great writer and all, but she just seemed so serious. Like, lighten up a little, sweetheart!â
On the outside, he seems just like everyone else. But on the inside he has a massive, two-wheel secret.
The two were seen bundled for warmth underneath the romantic lights of a Fenway Park box.
âI am hoping by the end of this I will have enough candy to last until Christmas. Maybe theyâll even throw a few Keystones in there too.”
The death penalty case arose when Ross approached NUMTâs promotional stand at the Rock and took a brownie before realizing they cost 75 cents. With no cash or venmo, Ross was summarily charged and convicted of theft and thirteen counts of homicide.
âPlease, I have delivered on my part. Let me hold my son, Zachariah âZac-Attackâ Zuckerman, again. Let me see my wife, Zora Zelda Zuckerman. I even made you #15 in Best Value Schools, right above the University of Chicago!â
“What really put me over the edge was a scary clown handing me my CHEM 212 grade and saying, âOh no, I guess mommyâs little boy wonât be a doctor after all!ââ
Last week was tough for SNL cast member Pete Davidson, who reportedly enjoyed a âblissful and carefreeâ summer. On October 15th, Sears filed for bankruptcy, bringing Davidsonâs happiness to a halt. Pete was one of Searsâ biggest fans and most loyal shoppers, even tattooing the Sears logo on his body. Now that Sears is no longer financially solvent, Pete has gone through the painful process of covering up tattoos that were once so meaningful to him. âIâve been covering a