Ask Flippy: What Do I Do If I Suspect My Roommate Is My Evil Shadow Self?
The other night I found that he had painted my wall with dark red symbols. Also, he keeps leaving open food containers in the room.
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Woman Sitting On Her Phone Accidentally Finishes To National Alert Buzz
Then just 10 minutes later, at 1:20 pm, an ungodly buzzing erupted throughout the room. But while everyone else was covering their ears, Baldwin was covering her mouth, trying to hide her cum face and mostly just ending up looking constipated.
BREAKING: Pete Davidson Now Dating God, States: “Sheâs Fine In Bed, I Guess”
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman ânever bangs our Lord and tells”.
5 Things That Are Considered Scary, But Nowhere Near As Terrifying As The Face A Guy Makes When Heâs About To Kiss You
It usually involves the life leaving his eyes (and going to his dick) leading to a blank stare and a gaping mouth.
University Wonders Why Students Didnât Check Emergency Alert Posted To YikYak Immediately After Shooting
In a press conference, President Michael Schill expressed surprise at the criticism.
Northwestern Baseball Team Realizes Theyâve Been Holding Their Bats The Wrong Way After Twelfth Straight Loss
“…thin goes for the win.”
Itâs that time of year! Bolsonaro supporters and new pledges reflect on shared experience of ârushing seasonâ
âFor all of the students rushing, itâs all about âbeing in the house where you belongâ and âfinding the house where youâre going to fit in,ââ Sandro explained. âThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.â
Congress Decides to Choose Speaker of the House Based on Twitter Poll
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. âIâm just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,â she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.
âYou want a what?â Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve âNegroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in itâ
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the âdrink of choiceâ of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on âbringing good vibesâ than
Rogue Engineering Professor Found Tampering with Bikes of Students who Failed Midterm
e wanted to display real-life consequences to the unfortunate students who bombed last weekâs midterms. Groppenheimer claimed that he proved these students unfit to study engineering because âIf they had learned anything from my class, they wouldâve been able to fix the bikes.â