e wanted to display real-life consequences to the unfortunate students who bombed last weekās midterms. Groppenheimer claimed that he proved these students unfit to study engineering because āIf they had learned anything from my class, they wouldāve been able to fix the bikes.ā
Itās that time of year again. Leaves are turning hues of crimson, white girls are donning the baggy-sweater-and-leggings look, thereās a chill in the air, and ā your horny roommate is texting you ācan u stay out tonight?ā for the fifth time this week. Thatās right, youāve been sexiled. Your first instinct may be to get mad, but try to remain calm. Remember, roommates are people too! They have needs! What was your roommate supposed to do when he encountered
āAll these people wearing powdered wigs got onto my train car and just started debating and writing on some scroll of paper.ā
One committee member spent 69 hours weighing the pros and cons, and literally weighing the hairballs themselves, to determine the leader of the conference.
After Northwesternās humiliating loss to Southern Illinois University, the Ojibweāno longer wanting to associate with such an embarrassment of a football teamāpulled out from their weekly game-time land acknowledgment. A land acknowledgement, recognizing the ancestral land upon which a particular activity or sports event takes place, is typically conducted at halftime during Northwestern football games. Vice President and Associate Provost for Diversity and Inclusion and Chief Diversity Officer Dr. Robin Coleman spoke out regarding the confusing omission at Saturdayās game.
3 hours later she pulls up in her ā11 Ford Focus RS and parks behind my momās Sienna. I let her in, and we sit down on the OFF-WHITE x IKEA couch. Iām playin bass stems off Donda 2 from my Kanye West Stem Player; just straight up babymakin music to get my girl HARD.
After the insane number of Zoom lectures that I attended during Covid, I should have died of boredom long ago, but I havenāt.
āThat Gemini Manās been after my skin ever since we finished filming, but I never would have thought heād hit Chris Rock while I was practicing my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror,ā Smith said.
āI canāt do this pushinā P shit anymore, man,ā the āLemonadeā rapper lamented through tears via Instagram Live earlier this morning. āAll I can get out is blood and little rocks, and the whole time it burns like hell – this aināt P, dude. Like, literally. Look at this. Does that look like P to you?.ā
Figora and Northwestern are not afraid to stand down in the face of danger