Lucky the Leprechaun Ousted From Cereal Brand After Association with IRA is Uncovered.
For years the mascot’s political leanings have been the subject of speculation given his Irish heritage.
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Northwestern Students Relieved to Learn Marriage Pact Isn’t Legally Binding
While the news about the pact is being well received, it really begs the question – why would anyone think it was binding?
The Flipside Guide to: staying humble when you single-handedly put your entire hometown back in quarantine
No matter the slack you get from the Moms of Springfield Facebook group, don’t stop partying!
“No, The COVID Swab Doesn’t Really Go Into Your Brain. Trust Me, I’d Know,” Says Local Man Once Abducted By Aliens
“These aliens, their probes went up my nose directly into my brain, and sucked big pink chunks of it out into an examination tube. I actually only have half a brain now.”
Local Woman Unsure What Eye Color to Put on Driver’s License Because Her “Eyes Actually Change Colors”
“I used to think they change based on my mood, but now I think they actually change with the phases of the moon,” she continued.
Pence blames prostate exam on his exploratory phase in college, tells wife “I will do better next time”
What started as a routine check-up turned into an experience unlike any other, except maybe one other.
New Report: It’s Still Unclear What People On Cover of Spanish Textbook Pointing At
When asked why the teens had been smiling and pointing into the distance excitedly for so long, Hernandez, Sanchez, and Gonzalez were unable to answer definitively.
Reckless Student Sends Email To Professor After Only Five Proofreads
Her professor responded thirty seconds later, replying “sure that wold be fine -sent from my iPad.”
Circle Circle Dot Dot Cooties Vaccine Enters Testing Phase
Playground researchers have managed to develop an experimental vaccine using top notch Crayola Magic Marker technology, reducing the risk of cooties transmission by up to 30%.
Classics Curriculum Of English Class Updated To Include All Wattpad Fanfics Opted For Film
In the wake of Wattpad fanfictions like The Kissing Booth and After becoming blockbuster teen movie franchises, one English teacher is leading the charge to get these works of literature where they belong: on the “Classics” section of her syllabus. Keri Schroeder, an Evanston-area high school teacher, first heard of Wattpad in 2019 when some drama students in her classroom “wouldn’t shut up” about how hot the Harry Styles fanfic they were reading was. “At first I was beleaguered, bemoaned, distraught, and in a