The seat that is always left open for his imaginary friend was just usurped by a mere passer-by whoâs obsessed with watching baby boys get their foreskin cut off. What a creep!
Itâs important to me that when people stalk me on the internet they think âWow, I bet she really understands the importance of symbolism,â and âDo you think she actually followed what was going on in âInception,â because it kind of seems like it?â
As someone whose celebrity crush is Flynn Riderâin his animated form, not like a human-versionâI can kind of understand the Bitmoji appeal. But I canât handle that little bitch being hotter than me, so I need your input.
I have heard nothing but complaints from my friends about not being able to do their homework, or get out of bed, or take a shower, or look at themselves in the mirror for more than three seconds. But not me! Iâm absolutely perfect.
But whatâs even crazier is that it seems like my work is at its peak when the coughs around me are particularly nasty. Or in simpler terms: the wetter the better!
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.