āWhen I got the email welcoming me into School of Comm, in that very instant, it just hit me. This is itā¦ I can finally break out the beret,ā Wayfield stated, fighting back tears.
āI canāt get out of bed in the morning, but you can bet that Iāll have a good time riffing off of that for the Flipside,ā said Chen.
A case study on McCormick sophomore, Bobby Majewski, revealed shocking results: Canada Goose coats may warm the body, but they are no match for the cold within his soul.
āFuck it, I guess my name is Seth now.ā
āA glossy poster of the $110 million renovated arena makes my chronic cough entirely worth it,ā said Bobb resident Jason McKeen.
The dining hall at Northwesternās Foster-Walker Complex has delivered once again, this time with a trailblazing vegan option: photosynthesis.
āI thought it would just be a two week affair, but weāre on the verge of a full month now. If this goes longer than 30 days, I donāt know how Iām gonna hold up.ā
LookāIām not usually in favor of violence. However, Iāve been appalled by media attacks on Netflix over their new pricing plan. I have a simple message for my fellow Netflix customers who are considering defecting: if Netflix CEO Reed Hastings were to shoot someone in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue, I would have no qualms about continuing my subscription. The reason is simple: consider the alternatives. Iām not saying Netflix is perfect, but itās sure better than Hulu. Is it
āBefore I just knew her as āJessica-with-blonde-highlights-from-that-house-with-pink-curtains,ā not to be confused with āJessica-with-blonde-highlights-from-the-house-kinda-near-Willard.ā”
The liberal party had reason to be chuffed with the big argy-bargy over the EU turning into a big bowl of codswallop with Mayās failure to pass a Brexit divvy plan 432-202.