Six Flags Posts Studentsâ Midterm Grades Around Park for Fright Fest
“What really put me over the edge was a scary clown handing me my CHEM 212 grade and saying, âOh no, I guess mommyâs little boy wonât be a doctor after all!ââ
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Google Unable to Fix YouTube Without YouTube Tutorials on How To Fix YouTube
âRight about then you would look for a YouTube tutorial, but then we remembered that YouTube wasnât working, and also that we work for YouTube.â
Pete Davidson Unfollows âVictoriousâ Fanpage on Instagram
At press time, the 40-year old man operating @myqueentorivega69 briefly considered getting a job before converting his fanpage to an iCarly account in hopes of regaining Davidsonâs approval.
Area Senior Swears this Dillo is the Dillo He Finally Gets Laid
Cornelius will have an uphill battle ahead of himâthat is, in addition to losing his virginity, he also has to talk to a female for the first time.
Freshman Nonchalantly Googles âWho is Pusher Teeâ Mid-Conversation
“I didnât know what any of those words meant, but I figured Iâd start with finding out who this Pusher Tee is.â
New Dillo Stage to Feature Live Podcasting
Mayfest released a statement this week regarding the addition: âWe know that not everyone wants to listen to random bands and rappers that they sort of vaguely know, so, we decided to bring in those podcasters that youâve been meaning to listen to but just havenât had the time lately.â
Joey Bada$$ to Join 2018 Dillo Lineup
Reports from Mayfest sources indicate that Joey Badass will join Daniel Caesar, Whitney, and Young the Giant in the lineup for Dillo Day on June 2.
Armadillo Day Ranked Second Best Vermin-Themed Music Festival After Roachella
The ranking, which will be displayed right below the â5th Best Diningâ award on Northwesternâs Wall of Mediocre Achievements, came as a great surprise to the campus community.
Man Spends 30 Hours Reading Old Marvel Comics in Preparation to Criticize Infinity War
In preparation for the event, Johnson has read the entirety of the Infinity War series, the origin stories of every major character in the movie, and other Marvel comics relating to superhero teams ranging from the Fantastic Four to the Defenders.
Harry Potter Gets âJill from Accountingâ in Buzzfeed Quiz
The fictional, magically-adept children were blown away by Paxtonâs ability to balance picking up her kids from hockey practice, and working overtime to pay for their private schooling.