Bezosâs Soon-to-be Ex-Wife Gets Divorce Papers with Free 2-Day Prime Shipping
âThis is childish even for him,â said MacKenzie, âheâs turned into the Monopoly Man except with stupid aviators and weirdly muscular arms.â
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Plans to Include SpongeBob in Avengers 4 Canned Following Deaths of the Only Two People Who Wanted It
A previously unreleased concept art poster shows him alongside the other heroes with the tagline, âForget Infinity War: Thisis the most ambitious cross-over in history.â
Marvel Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Stan Lee Not Dead, Will Return in Next Avengers Movie
âThis is classic Marvel: characters fake their deaths all the time. It’s just like in the first Thor when Loki seemed to die in a black hole but then returned to Asgard in the next movie.”
Six Flags Posts Studentsâ Midterm Grades Around Park for Fright Fest
“What really put me over the edge was a scary clown handing me my CHEM 212 grade and saying, âOh no, I guess mommyâs little boy wonât be a doctor after all!ââ
Google Unable to Fix YouTube Without YouTube Tutorials on How To Fix YouTube
âRight about then you would look for a YouTube tutorial, but then we remembered that YouTube wasnât working, and also that we work for YouTube.â
Pete Davidson Unfollows âVictoriousâ Fanpage on Instagram
At press time, the 40-year old man operating @myqueentorivega69 briefly considered getting a job before converting his fanpage to an iCarly account in hopes of regaining Davidsonâs approval.
Area Senior Swears this Dillo is the Dillo He Finally Gets Laid
Cornelius will have an uphill battle ahead of himâthat is, in addition to losing his virginity, he also has to talk to a female for the first time.
Freshman Nonchalantly Googles âWho is Pusher Teeâ Mid-Conversation
“I didnât know what any of those words meant, but I figured Iâd start with finding out who this Pusher Tee is.â
New Dillo Stage to Feature Live Podcasting
Mayfest released a statement this week regarding the addition: âWe know that not everyone wants to listen to random bands and rappers that they sort of vaguely know, so, we decided to bring in those podcasters that youâve been meaning to listen to but just havenât had the time lately.â
Joey Bada$$ to Join 2018 Dillo Lineup
Reports from Mayfest sources indicate that Joey Badass will join Daniel Caesar, Whitney, and Young the Giant in the lineup for Dillo Day on June 2.