98% of Chemistry Classes Fail Bechdel Test
I donāt think a conversation passes the Bechdel test if a man says, ābut actually,ā every time the professor or I try to get a word in.
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Iron Man to be rebranded Fe Male for International Womenās Day
With International Womenās Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
Girl Scouts to Sell by Donation New āLemon Leninsā After Turning to the āCause of the Proletariatā
They have raised more than $20,000 which they plan to invest directly into āfreeing the working class from under the thumb of laissez-faire.ā
Students Gather to Shoot the Shit, Survive Methane Explosion
Chunks of a plastic Port-A-Potty were strewn across Sheridan Road after students decided to meet up and shoot the shit to decompress on a Friday night.
Ask Flippy: How Can I Work My Max Bench Press (225 lbs) into Conversations?
Dear Flippy, One week ago, I finally hit a new max bench press (225 pounds). While I appreciate my buddy Keith smacking my ass and saying that Iām āyolked as shit, bro,ā I find myself yearning for attention in other facets of my life. To solve this, I have been trying to interject my max bench press (102.058 kilograms) into casual conversation. However, Iām worried that my lift-related comments arenāt being received as they should be. How can I delicately
Bezos Accidentally Donates $10 Billion To Wrong Amazon
I mean, just look at the names. Thereās the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then thereās the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
Op-Ed: As a 30-Year Old Man Who Lives in His Parentsā Basement, Parasite Really Spoke to Me
Iāve read other film critics reviews spouting out nonsense about how the movie was a masterful display of how capitalism pits societal classes against each other, but I donāt believe this was really the major point of the film. I understood Bong Joon-hoās message that middle-aged people who live in their parentsā basement should get the same respect as everyone else.
Child Disintegrates after Disgruntled Mother Confiscates Her Hydrogen Atoms
āThe whole thing really started when she called me a moron. I thought fine, if thatās so funny Iāll just take your boronā, said Mrs. Brantley with a chuckle, who has a dual degree in chemistry and poetry.
Americans Reject Subtitles, Unless Itās to Understand the Accents on Love Island UK
Americans embrace subtitles to understand terms like āpied off,ā āfactor 50,ā and āgrafting.ā
Ask Flippy: This Crazy Chick Wants to āDefine the Relationshipā After 12 Years of Dating, What Do I Do?
Traditional labels like āboyfriendā or āsignificant otherā are just so confining for a modern guy like myself.