The odds that your professor has done something problematic that has ended up online are incredibly high. All you need to do is find the evidence.Â
âShe really ate!â SESP sophomore Chi LâDvour exclaimed. âI mean, I was expecting another sleepy Shanley production, but this Saturday midafternoon was the tastiest time Iâve had in a while!â
Students who canât turn that frown upside down after 3 CAPS appointments will receive vouchers for free flower.
According to Northwesternâs football coach, this torture was deliberate. During the off-season, he has turned to emotional tactics to try and get the Northwestern football team out of their slump.
âWe begged him to leave. We pounded on the doors and shouted. But he just kept smiling. He constantly told us to quiet down because âthis episode has a musical number.â
Several well-bundled witnesses claim that bystanders celebrated as the irritating brat began shivering uncontrollably on the sidewalk, an event which took place as a moderately severe snowstorm struck the Chicagoland area.Â
âFor all of the students rushing, itâs all about âbeing in the house where you belongâ and âfinding the house where youâre going to fit in,ââ Sandro explained. âThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.â
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the âdrink of choiceâ of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on âbringing good vibesâ than
After a flurry of pointing fingers, entitled cries, and insults too obscene for young ears or Flipside reader eyes, the parents who organized each party settled on the inevitable truth: their children had the audacity to be born on the same day.
âYou see, cops, theyâre never really looking to arrest anyoneâso you just gotta play it cool if you get approached by one,â Driver claimed, while sitting in a holding cell at the local police station.