Op-Ed: I Didn’t Know Kanye Made an Album About my Gardener
I mean I had no idea. Pablo never once told me he had any sort of relationship with Kanye. The man is insanely modest.
Category Archives: Opinion
Op Ed: Plexican is Cultural Appropriation
How can we claim to be a liberal university when such crimes of bigotry are happening under our very noses?
Stucker: Geese and the Subtler Forms of Geesism
Rhetoric on NU’s campus roils with a strong undercurrent of geesism.
OPINION: America is Ready for a First Man
William Jefferson Clinton is just the right man for the job. He has decades of experience in the political arena as former Governor of Arkansas and a brief stint in national politics.
OPINION: Gone Greek Night, Bruno Help Me
Gone Greek Night is unique in that it is possibly the only time of the year before Dillo Day where pounding five shots of Skol at 3:30 in the afternoon is expected, not shunned.
Point/Counterpoint: What Color is the Dress?
This is obvious to all people with eyes. I’m confused as to why we’re even discussing this because it is so clear to me and every other sane human alive that this dress is white and goddamn gold.
Asshole Student Group Paints Over Emotionally Charged Message on Rock with Lame Advertisements for their Stupid Club
What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
Fireball and Antifreeze: Everything I Need To Survive the Winter in One Bottle
Remember to recycle your plastic handles because it’s #greencup
ASG President Julia Zorn Plans World Domination
While campaigning for ASG President last year, Zorn listed her political inspirations as Kim-Jong Un, Joseph Kony, and “that evil woman in Ghostbusters.”
OPINION: I Could Husk Corn at the Age of 3
When I was three years old, my Pa-Paw handed me a bucket of corn and told me to get to work. I’d never done this before, but three-year-old me picked it right up.