āShe really ate!ā SESP sophomore Chi LāDvour exclaimed. āI mean, I was expecting another sleepy Shanley production, but this Saturday midafternoon was the tastiest time Iāve had in a while!ā
As winter quarter takes its toll, it seems like a great time to take a step back and reflect on how well literally everyone else in the world is doing.
Students who canāt turn that frown upside down after 3 CAPS appointments will receive vouchers for free flower.
The aging emo recently announced that his āband,ā Panic! at the Disco, will disband after two generations so Urie can embark on the study-abroad journey of a lifetime in Barcelona.
According to Northwesternās football coach, this torture was deliberate. During the off-season, he has turned to emotional tactics to try and get the Northwestern football team out of their slump.
āWe begged him to leave. We pounded on the doors and shouted. But he just kept smiling. He constantly told us to quiet down because āthis episode has a musical number.ā
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Several well-bundled witnesses claim that bystanders celebrated as the irritating brat began shivering uncontrollably on the sidewalk, an event which took place as a moderately severe snowstorm struck the Chicagoland area.Ā
Steam is hotter than boiling water, after all: who knows what kind of damage I sustainedā¦
DINOSAUR GO! One must question the system I expect we shall soon find ourselves operating beneath ā a system in which the oligarchs of society control the upper echelon outside of the laws binding those beneath them.