Ask Flippy: I Burned My Finger On Lean Cuisine Steam. Should I Amputate?
Steam is hotter than boiling water, after all: who knows what kind of damage I sustainedâŠ
Category Archives: Year 15
From The Prehistoric Archives: OOGA OOGA ROAR The Existence Of A Capitalist State Relies Fundamentally On The Exploitation Of Those Who Participate But Are Not Allowed To Excel In The System Governing Their Lives
DINOSAUR GO! One must question the system I expect we shall soon find ourselves operating beneath â a system in which the oligarchs of society control the upper echelon outside of the laws binding those beneath them.
Penguins of Madagascar Arrested on RICO Charges
âMoto Moto does not like the FBI.â
Itâs that time of year! Bolsonaro supporters and new pledges reflect on shared experience of ârushing seasonâ
âFor all of the students rushing, itâs all about âbeing in the house where you belongâ and âfinding the house where youâre going to fit in,ââ Sandro explained. âThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.â
Ask Flippy: What Comes After The “Hands On Head” Portion of the Macarena? I Have A Wedding in 2 Hours
I donât want to look foolish in front of Aunt Myrna.
Trojan Releases New Aphrodisiac: “You’re Both the Same Age in an Airport”
This November, prepare your minds and loins for Trojan Airport: the only aphrodisiac that simulates the untapped sexual desire of seeing a person the same age as you at an airport.
Congress Decides to Choose Speaker of the House Based on Twitter Poll
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. âIâm just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,â she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.
Op-Ed: Sometimes I Think About Chernobyl And I Just Freak Out
But seriously, even just writing about it, I am completely freaking out right now.
âYou want a what?â Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve âNegroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in itâ
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the âdrink of choiceâ of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on âbringing good vibesâ than
Lack of Red Wave Attributed to Republicans not getting a âTriple-thick Black and White Milkshakeâ after Voting
Some Republicans are calling fraud about who got a triple-thick black and white milkshake or not, specifically regarding the milk-makeup of the shake. âIf you got oat milk instead of real milk it shouldn’t count,â representative Lauren Boebert remarked. âAny weak Lib who canât handle real American milk is not a real American.â