Listen up, Wildcats: after my experiences at Dillo Day, I know that if this campus is known for one thing and one thing only, itâs tolerance. But if itâs known for two things, the second is finding an excuse to day drink, and as a bear who must answer letters from yâall, Iâm a bit experienced when it comes to whistling my blues into a bottle of Jack Danielâs.
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I found the perfect rainbow tube top at Urban this summer. Ever since then, Iâve been looking for the right pair of funky shorts, to no avail.
âFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,â said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestâs Diversity and Inclusion chair. âHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our âethnic opener,â if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnât just for privileged English-speakers.â
In situations where she might find herself saying, âyouâll never guess whoâs going to be on the Main Stage this year!â or âGuys, I have literally wanted a Ferris wheel on the Lakefill since I was born,â she now just stands there without making a peep.
âAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personâs Wildcard information and send them home.”
After it was announced yesterday A$AP Ferg would no longer be able to attend Dillo as he mourns the passing of his pet chihuahua Philip, a replacement was quickly found in rising rap sensation and Northwestern Physics Professor Gregory Smithson, better known by his stage name A$AP Greg. A$AP Greg was born on the mean streets of Wilmette, Illinois, is a divorcee with two adult daughters Julia and Kristin and drives a 2006 Toyota Corolla he calls Linda. Greg is
“It makes me glad to know that 69 is still a powerful unifying force to this day.â
How did A$AP Ferg fill out his name on ScanTrons when there isnât a corresponding dollar sign bubble? He must have taken a standardized test at some point in his life, right?
The whale was reportedly seen going up to students, taking pictures with them, then asking, âyou got some booze I can bum off you,â in the deepest voice he could muster.