The film will reportedly feature an extremely remorseful Bradley Cooper attempting to win back his “very beautiful” girlfriend after running off with, in Shayk’s words, an “untalented, meat-dress wearing diva.”
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“These people,” he gestured vaguely around the packed basement, “they just don’t appreciate a good graphic tee.”
“This is classic Marvel: characters fake their deaths all the time. It’s just like in the first Thor when Loki seemed to die in a black hole but then returned to Asgard in the next movie.”
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“Don’t get me wrong, she sounds like a great writer and all, but she just seemed so serious. Like, lighten up a little, sweetheart!”
On the outside, he seems just like everyone else. But on the inside he has a massive, two-wheel secret.
“I actually do know some people in Florida, so I get why that sounds offensive.”