In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
Author Archives: Flippy
Damn It! Kickass Sermon Rudely Interrupted by Rapture
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorâs skillful fingertips.
University Answers Mental Health Pleas, Hands Out Adult Coloring Books, Gold Star Stickers
“I wouldnât have minded more Kleenex, and maybe a little bit of Prozac, but I canât complain.”
Heartbreaking! Hot Guy in Your English Class Caught Pulling Down Mask Not Actually Hot
“Ladies, take him swimming on the first date so you can see what he looks like without a mask.â
University Rolls Out Squid Game-Style Competition to Secure Spot on CAPS Waitlist
âWeâre eliminating so much more than just students,â one local administrator explains. âWeâre eliminating the stigma around mental health here on campus. Weâre doing real work here.â
Willard Residents Have âNight of Their Livesâ After Drinking 2 Trulyâs and Singing Showtunes by the Piano
Reports indicate that this party, which lasted through the night (2 AM), was more of a celebration of the theatre (âpronounced thee-ate-her, you classless hack!â), and definitely not a one-up contest of who was the better Tevye in their high schoolâs production of Fiddler on the Roof.
Ask Flippy: Does she like me, or did she just need the dryer empty?
Before I knew it, I had run out of cool gay fits to showcase
Northwestern Implements New Rectal COVID Testing
Northwestern Administration figured there may as well be an enjoyable experience at the end of the long-ass wait.
The Rock Revealed to be Kidney Stone Passed by Mr. Medill
âI lost a good amount of blood that night. I was ready to put it behind me. And now you nerds are painting it for acapella auditions.â
âYou Matter,â says President Schapiro as he Snarfs Down Hotdog Number Three of Welcome Back Speech
âOur team has worked very hard on todayâs lunch menu and we hope it will help to foster a brighter, more vibrant community,â he said, while reaching into his coat pocket for a hotdog.