Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds āJournalismā to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, ājust ok.ā
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Critics Find Trumpās Impeachment Sequel āA Little Stale, Been Done Beforeā
āThe new plot was bland, and the ending was a lazy and rushed attempt to conclude the presidency. Not to mention they cut out Mitt Romney, who was one of the best characters.ā
Professor Recognizes Student’s Canvas Introduction from Tinder Bio
āHere for a long time, not a good timeā
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, itās gotten to the point where I canāt take it anymore.”
Ask Flippy: Who Do I Need to Fuck to Get a Good Registration Time?
Seriously, why do I register with the freshmen when I am fully a junior??
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
āI got a text from Color last night saying āWhat that mouth do?āā
Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
āI think I really just needed some alone time,ā says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriendās apartment building.
High School Senior Hunted Down and Publicly Shamed By President Schapiro After Accidentally Submitting āWhy Northeasternā Application Essay
āI think itās going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is āa social construct.āā
What Ho! A Dame Hath Initiated Courtship!
After using your scholarly advice of presenting her with my own kerchief, I roused up the manly courage to tell her that I found her to be one of the most vexing maidens I hath laid mine eyes upon.
Instagram Announces that Theyāll Automatically Block the Story Feature From All Theatre Kids Doing Takeovers On Opening Night
A whopping 78% actually report the accounts that posted the stories for spam content