Bear from The Revenant Beats Leo for Oscar
In an unprecedented turn of events, the Oscars have handed the Best Actor award to a non-human, who in fact was not even originally nominated for the award.
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Commencement Speech Moved to a Weeknight at 12:35/11:35c
“After selecting Meyers as the 2016 commencement speaker, we aimed to create a truly authentic and comfortable atmosphere for everyone’s favorite engaging persona.”
Area Student Enlists Dad as Wingman
Faced with the possibility of dragging his loathsome virginity into the third month of college, Thompson requested that when his dad comes for Family Weekend, he brings his game.
Wide Receiver Christian Jones all too Aware of Drop Deadline
“You can’t blame receivers for dropping classes,” said offensive coordinator Mick McCall. “We try the best we can to work with them on the fundamentals, but dropped classes are just part of the academic game.”
A&O Blowout Canceled due to High Winds
The inclement weather had only been predicted for several weeks, so the winds and rain took the concert organizers by surprise, and the event was shut down.
Substitute Teacher Opens for Bill Nye
At this point, the teacher exited stage left and reemerged to cheers as he pulled onstage a TV cart and played a Bill Nye show for the duration of her allotted time.
Game of Thrones Season 5 Conclusion Revealed
SPOILER ALERT: This article will contain spoilers for both book readers and television-series-watchers alike.
Apple Introduces POC (Poops of Color)
Apple took a proactive approach to solve this problem. The iOS 8.3 software update now includes purple, aqua, neon, amber, and grey dung for the enjoyment of the entire human race.
Porky Pig, Scooby-Doo Enroll in Speech Therapy
Although it is increasingly common for celebrities to undergo therapy or rehab, some bloggers have begun to speculate that it’s part of a Warner Bros. company policy to be more politically correct with its franchises.
Food Network Premiers “Better Cole Slaw”
The series premiered Sunday night, after the newest episode of The Walking Bread, the network’s hit drama featuring a travelling baker.