āI didnāt know if I was really supposed to read it or not.ā Shetterly said. āBut then I started getting more and more emails about it towards the end of the summer and I kinda freaked out, so I decided to just not read it. Also, since when are books like 200 pages?ā
āFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,ā said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestās Diversity and Inclusion chair. āHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our āethnic opener,ā if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnāt just for privileged English-speakers.ā
āI just canāt get no satisfaction,ā says the impersonator who vaguely resembles Mick Jagger.
In situations where she might find herself saying, āyouāll never guess whoās going to be on the Main Stage this year!ā or āGuys, I have literally wanted a Ferris wheel on the Lakefill since I was born,ā she now just stands there without making a peep.
āAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personās Wildcard information and send them home.”
After it was announced yesterday A$AP Ferg would no longer be able to attend Dillo as he mourns the passing of his pet chihuahua Philip, a replacement was quickly found in rising rap sensation and Northwestern Physics Professor Gregory Smithson, better known by his stage name A$AP Greg. A$AP Greg was born on the mean streets of Wilmette, Illinois, is a divorcee with two adult daughters Julia and Kristin and drives a 2006 Toyota Corolla he calls Linda. Greg is
“It makes me glad to know that 69 is still a powerful unifying force to this day.ā
āIām already on Adderall because I have ADHD,ā said animator Ryan Fogel, āBut I started crushing and snorting it, and oh my GOD itās so much better!ā
Percy, the lovable small green engine, will reportedly explore his newfound attractions to his fellow trains, Emily and Gordon, in a three episode arc which will culminate with, as Wagner put it, āthe most passionate love-making scene, the likes of which the Island of Sodor has never seen.ā
Melās āsingular visionā is making Veggietales into a series hyper focused on the way āthose damn Jews sold out the King of Kingsā.