Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds âJournalismâ to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, âjust ok.â
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Critics Find Trumpâs Impeachment Sequel âA Little Stale, Been Done Beforeâ
âThe new plot was bland, and the ending was a lazy and rushed attempt to conclude the presidency. Not to mention they cut out Mitt Romney, who was one of the best characters.â
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, itâs gotten to the point where I canât take it anymore.”
Ask Flippy: Who Do I Need to Fuck to Get a Good Registration Time?
Seriously, why do I register with the freshmen when I am fully a junior??
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
âI got a text from Color last night saying âWhat that mouth do?ââ
Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
âI think I really just needed some alone time,â says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriendâs apartment building.
High School Senior Hunted Down and Publicly Shamed By President Schapiro After Accidentally Submitting âWhy Northeasternâ Application Essay
âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
Instagram Announces that Theyâll Automatically Block the Story Feature From All Theatre Kids Doing Takeovers On Opening Night
A whopping 78% actually report the accounts that posted the stories for spam content
Local Econ Bro Implodes After Being Asked âWhy Canât We Just Print More Money?â
The Evanston Fire Department arrived on scene immediately after Martin literally erupted in flames.
BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.