Jones stated that his new downtown Toledo office, conveniently located 15 minutes from his childhood home, will provide âan unparalleled experience in the ever-expanding field of deep fry technologyâ.
In an effort to make STEM fields more relatable, faculty within the Chemistry department set-up a live stream of the Chem-132 final for 2 minutes before Twitch staff were inundated with horrified requests to end the stream. The live feed of students struggling to finish the final quarter of the general chemistry sequence was immediately flagged as graphic/violent content and Northwestern computers have been banned from using all Twitch streaming services.
“It was always there for me when I was struggling with a class or confused about just how much money new Norris is supposed to cost, and with tenure it can now help other students like me for decades to come.â
In light of recent events and the current political climate, Southern landmark, Big Alâs Guns and Lemonade, has announced a controversial decision to ban the sale of all firearms to all people younger than 14. Viewed by some critics as bending to political pressure, Big Al himself announced that lemonade sales will still be unrestricted despite the new firearms policy. âI find this here new regulation to be classic liberal bullshit propaganda,â stated Chuck Horowitz, a 14-year-old high school freshman.
The ranking, which will be displayed right below the â5th Best Diningâ award on Northwesternâs Wall of Mediocre Achievements, came as a great surprise to the campus community.
âI noticed Morty barreling down the sidewalk on a forklift that must have been holding at least a thousand samosas. He had a very guilty look on his face, and he gave me $6,000 dollars for promising not to tell anyone.â
âI just donât feel at home here. I miss Bowling Green. I know college is supposed to be about getting out of your comfort zone, but I wish I could go back to the nice southern topsoil Iâm used to.â
âIf Neal keeps resting his arm on the seat next to him without clearly propping up his head with his fist or something, then itâs only a matter of time before the professor asks him if he has a question.”
“Itâs bad luck for a Sicilian to refuse any request on his daughterâs wedding day.â
âHe just kept saying âthe p-value is above 5%, we just donât have enough evidence to reject the null.ââ