
Asshole Frat Brother Secretly Loves Telling People to Take a Lap

EVANSTON — Reports stemming from the Rho chapter of the Tappa Tappa Keg fraternity indicate that brother Ben Nickerson, a Weinberg junior, secretly loves turning people away from the fraternityâs numerous events and social engagements. âJust the look on these peopleâs faces when you tell them to walk around the block, itâs hysterical,â said Nickerson, casually lounging on the house porch, Solo cup in hand. âThey look like you just told them Christmas is cancelled. They just donât believe they