California Student on Zoom Call Shows Everyone How Sunny His Backyard Is
āHuh? I donāt remember what background anyone had. Besides, canāt you just set your virtual background to anything?ā
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Fox Donates Masked Singer Costumes to Medical Professionals
āWe saw this as a great opportunity to take care of our medical heroes,ā said Megan Locke, a producer on the show. āPlus, the free publicity doesnāt hurt.ā
Op-Ed: Why Using My Asshole As A Zoom Background Is An Artistic Statement
What better way, then, to light aflame the hearts and minds of my classmates than by plastering my puckered ass skin all over their laptop screens?
RTVF Major Replaces Classes with Criticizing Sisterās Tik Tok
“Wouldnāt you rather listen to a two-hour-long thorough analysis of the silent film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari than watch a fifteen second video of a tween doing the woah?ā
Area Student Wearing Propeller Hat in Zoom Lecture āDoing Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?ā
āItās like she used this tired gimmick to distract us from how self-isolation is deteriorating her mental health,ā said her classmate Darrell Jamison, RTVF ā22. āThe propeller looks pretty funny, but Iām not laughing. Iām concerned.ā
Amazing Singer Everyone Wants to See in Concert FINALLY going on Instagram Live to Cook Eggs
āSome āfansā have commented that they would prefer to see Ms. Furnuthingā¦ wellā¦ sing, but look! Sheās cooking eggs! Thatās kind of like singing except that thereās no singing involved and eggs ARE involved,ā said Furtnuthingās publicist.
Snooty Weinberg Professor Announces Spring Quarter Universal Fail Policy
“Due to the intense rigor of this course and the extreme inefficiency of my remote teaching, all students will receive a grade of No Pass on their transcripts regardless of their performance in the class this quarter.ā
From the Archives: Y2K Poses Biggest Threat to Mankind in History
“Iām willing to lose all of my documents, memories and digital pornography if it means companies saving money that I will never see.ā
Freshman Just Referred to Professor as His āTeacherā
āThereās no way I can associate with him anymore. Weāre in college now, bro. We have professors, not teachers. Itās just so childish,ā said Jacob Villanueva, before heelying away.
Average Tuition Falls After NU4Bloomberg Students Drop Out
The Northwestern administration stated that the dropping studentsā tuition accounted for about $55.4 million in lost revenue .