International Student From Scotland Pulls Plex Fire Alarm: āIt Reminds Me Of The Music Back Homeā
āA dināt mean tae cause no āarm. A was jesā āavinā a bad dae!”
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No, Taylor Swift is NOT the Highest Grossing Burger King Franchise in the Nation
āMan, I couldāve sworn ten-time Grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Taylor Swift was actually an Evanston-based Burger King making $8,000 a week.ā
Yoda Prime Suspect in āTo Be White Okay It Isā Sticker Controversy
āFree speech white college kids may strive for, but much larger problems there are for us green-folk. Yes, hrmmmm.ā
Oral Surgeon Under Fire For Making Tongue-In-Cheek Joke After Botched Mouth Reconstruction Surgery
Debraās post on the āseriously uncomfortable and unfunny remarkā has garnered thousands of views, even sparking a trending hashtag: #MāToofMāNotMāFunny.
Russian Roulette: Disney Announces Every 6th Endgame Screening Will Play Aladdin
Despite the backlash, Disney executives donāt seem to be worried. āWhatāre they gonna do, not watch a Disney movie? We own everything.”
Racially Conscious Student Precedes Every Hot Take With āSpeaking as a White Manā
His explanations about the prejudice Latinas face has really helped me to understand my own experience.
Man Disappointed Woman Wonāt Take Time to Read His Ironic Shirt
āNot one woman has pointed at the shirt and laughed, and that usually happens no matter what I am wearing!ā
Area Woman Touched by Sincerity of Catcaller
āI can just tell from our first interaction that heās the kind of man I need to be with. Iāve had my fill of guys who donāt shout demeaning things at random passerby.ā
Sad Little Library Event Draws Two Whole Undergrads
āI hate my major now and my PA group hasnāt responded to my last five messages in the old GroupMe, so I figured attending this event of my own free will was as good a cry for help as any.”
Mancala Club Treasurer Regales Friends with SOFO War Stories
āEllen has really been around the block, man. Iām still shook over what she had to do to get that brownie mix for our fundraiser reimbursed.ā