āGosh darnā thought WCAS Junior Alberto Munez, as he realized he hadnāt been paying attention to his psychology professors lecture for the past 10 minutes as he pondered his own lonely, miserable existence.
āI canāt get out of bed in the morning, but you can bet that Iāll have a good time riffing off of that for the Flipside,ā said Chen.
A case study on McCormick sophomore, Bobby Majewski, revealed shocking results: Canada Goose coats may warm the body, but they are no match for the cold within his soul.
āFuck it, I guess my name is Seth now.ā
āA glossy poster of the $110 million renovated arena makes my chronic cough entirely worth it,ā said Bobb resident Jason McKeen.
The dining hall at Northwesternās Foster-Walker Complex has delivered once again, this time with a trailblazing vegan option: photosynthesis.
āI thought it would just be a two week affair, but weāre on the verge of a full month now. If this goes longer than 30 days, I donāt know how Iām gonna hold up.ā
LookāIām not usually in favor of violence. However, Iāve been appalled by media attacks on Netflix over their new pricing plan. I have a simple message for my fellow Netflix customers who are considering defecting: if Netflix CEO Reed Hastings were to shoot someone in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue, I would have no qualms about continuing my subscription. The reason is simple: consider the alternatives. Iām not saying Netflix is perfect, but itās sure better than Hulu. Is it
āBefore I just knew her as āJessica-with-blonde-highlights-from-that-house-with-pink-curtains,ā not to be confused with āJessica-with-blonde-highlights-from-the-house-kinda-near-Willard.ā”
The liberal party had reason to be chuffed with the big argy-bargy over the EU turning into a big bowl of codswallop with Mayās failure to pass a Brexit divvy plan 432-202.