Frat Attracts Early Morning Tailgaters with Continental Breakfast
“I felt like I was dining in a Holiday Inn Express and not freezing in a muddy backyard covered with tarps and half-empty beer cans.”
Tag Archives: Football
Northwestern Required to Provide Eight Metric Tons of Corn for Nebraska Football Team to Graze
Northwestern obliged with a long-standing Big Ten policy and provided the Cornhuskers with eight metric tons of corn to satisfy the team’s so-called “craze for the graze.”
Pat Fitzgerald: Honestly, I Just Tell the Boys to Go Score Some Points, and Sometimes It Works
“I needed to find a way to make sure we won games,” Fitzgerald said, “and then it hit me, what would happen if we just got some points up on the board, and lo-and-behold, here we are today!”
Northwestern Secondary to Dress Up as Good Secondary for Halloween
“It sucks when you’re the unit holding the team back. Halloween is the one day of the year when anybody can be anything – dreams can come true.”
Class of ’88 Alums Hook Up In Hinman
The Northwestern Alumni Association declined to comment on the affair, but Hinman CSO Mike Hanson says this isn’t unusual for Homecoming weekend.
Nebraska Fan Can’t Fit Ear of Corn into Clear Plastic Bag
“I wasn’t allowed to take in my lucky ear of corn because I couldn’t fit it into a clear plastic bag.”
Northwestern Grad Receives Promotion at Denver-Based Firm
Siemian’s promotion means he will follow in the footsteps of many previous Northwestern graduates who also work long, intense hours in ultra-competitive, high-turnover professions.
Mick McCall Surprised to Learn He Not Defensive Coordinator
McCall, who’s in his eighth season with Northwestern, has consistently worked hard to limit yards gained and points scored.
Mayor Tisdahl Asks Students to Quiet Down on Third Down
“Nobody likes a bother”
Northwestern Falls to Bye Week
In a back and forth game that came down to the wire, Northwestern could not overcome the daunting opponent and lost to the bye week.