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“It’s the darnedest thing!” squeaked manager Mark Shales.
Local Bobb residents who were given a special look at the fragrance also speak to its exquisite indescribability
“We’re looking to spread our brand throughout the entire campus and dominate dining services at Northwestern.”
“Leave the chauffeur 20% and you’re not only depriving yourself of yacht money, but you’re also depriving him of the chance to earn himself the dignity of honest work.”
If the career fair hasn’t gotten you down yet, your dwindling student checking account definitely has. It’s time to get a job.
“Just Yogurt is a great example of how businesses can practice sustainable bacterial processes and satisfy their customers’ needs.”
Many referred to a recent survey by the Pew Institute where 82% indicated they picked their nose recently, 74% said they’d picked a scab, and 22% reported having eaten a bug or worm intentionally in the past 60 days.
“Times are tough, and we realized there is now a market for cost-efficient vehicles. Sales have been down recently, but we hope with our new Recall we will have the highest figures of all automakers by the end of this year.”
These lucrative tips have made our illustrious paper the 10th wealthiest bi-weekly satirical publication on campus, and once you’ve read this article, you’ll have no excuse not to be rich.