It was only after receiving an email from Northwestern president Morton Schapiro offering the production company a look into Northwesternâs new five-star rated housing that Diaz knew the new season would be a success.
âI am hoping by the end of this I will have enough candy to last until Christmas. Maybe theyâll even throw a few Keystones in there too.”
Last week was tough for SNL cast member Pete Davidson, who reportedly enjoyed a âblissful and carefreeâ summer. On October 15th, Sears filed for bankruptcy, bringing Davidsonâs happiness to a halt. Pete was one of Searsâ biggest fans and most loyal shoppers, even tattooing the Sears logo on his body. Now that Sears is no longer financially solvent, Pete has gone through the painful process of covering up tattoos that were once so meaningful to him. âIâve been covering a
âWe thought, âNo, letâs keep everything completely identical. Just change the name. Thatâll get the people going.ââ
âI guess itâs early and Iâm still finding my way around,â White said, as if that were actually a thing.
In an interview with ABC News today, Justice Brett Kavanaugh explained that the âPerjuryâ mentioned in his high school yearbook is a drinking game and not a felony.
The presence of Slave Leia led to more interest in their organization than ever before, with over 400 signups to their listserv and 75 phone numbers given directly to “Leia.”
Reports from Mayfest sources indicate that Joey Badass will join Daniel Caesar, Whitney, and Young the Giant in the lineup for Dillo Day on June 2.
âI noticed Morty barreling down the sidewalk on a forklift that must have been holding at least a thousand samosas. He had a very guilty look on his face, and he gave me $6,000 dollars for promising not to tell anyone.â
âIt’s not usually like this. It just seems smaller because the cold forced us to cancel some events, I swear.”