Give Your Mother a Penis for Mother’s Day
Why not make your mother happy for once? You know that she wants the D, so why not give it to her?
Author Archives: Flippy
Blast Saves the Day and also Saves You 15% or More on Car Insurance
Weinberg to Introduce GNDR ST 230: Intro to Misogyny for Diversity Requirement
There is disagreement on whether the scope of inequalities studied should be national or international, and whether Northwestern had ever experienced an instance of racism, social injustice, or cultural insensitivity.
ASG to Hold Debate on Dress Color
Student organizations such as GoldDivest and the Coalition for Black and Blue have sprung up with various platforms based on the RGB values in the popular picture.
Unretouched Photos of Beyoncé Still Better than Beck
“Falafel”izing With Jane Medford: What is Real Food?
“Can man survive without food? Can Left Shark survive without Right Shark?”
CTA Offers Northwestern Students Additional Opportunity to Ignore Chicago
“An additional evening Purple Express train would give Northwestern students a new chance to disregard access to the entertainment, leisure, and career possibilities awaiting them in the beautiful city of Chicago.”
A Love Letter from Left Shark to Right Shark
Look, I don’t want to make assumptions, but it’s just that I have a feeling deep down in my cartilage that you are upset with me, and I think I know why.
Free Tissues for First 100 Students at NU Men’s Basketball Game
Phonathon Student Calls Chester Hanks
EVANSTON—It was the first day at Northwestern University Phonathon for Shannon Wells, WCAS ’17, last Tuesday. Like any eager, purple-clad, Northwestern student, she said, “I was super excited to get in contact with alumni passionate about their alma mater and make some money for NU.” But her face said it all. She just wanted to earn minimum wage via the glorious technology of automatic dialing. “It started out like any other day. Well, it was my first day, but…anyway, I sat