Review: Dune (2021) Not At All Like Ladybird (2017)
Now, was either film actually any good? Was one better than the other? Iâm not sure.
Author Archives: Flippy
New Marvel Movie Dares to Ask the Question: âWhat If We Made A New Marvel Movie?â
âOur goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history havenât goneâby using the same formula we used the last 25 times.â
Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
âHow do you know which âheeâ is the past participle?â
Ask Flippy: What if President Blank’s Lawn isn’t Large Enough to Protest On? What if Her Windows Shut and Her Doors Lock??
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iâve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
Damn It! Kickass Sermon Rudely Interrupted by Rapture
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorâs skillful fingertips.
University Answers Mental Health Pleas, Hands Out Adult Coloring Books, Gold Star Stickers
“I wouldnât have minded more Kleenex, and maybe a little bit of Prozac, but I canât complain.”
Heartbreaking! Hot Guy in Your English Class Caught Pulling Down Mask Not Actually Hot
“Ladies, take him swimming on the first date so you can see what he looks like without a mask.â
University Rolls Out Squid Game-Style Competition to Secure Spot on CAPS Waitlist
âWeâre eliminating so much more than just students,â one local administrator explains. âWeâre eliminating the stigma around mental health here on campus. Weâre doing real work here.â
Willard Residents Have âNight of Their Livesâ After Drinking 2 Trulyâs and Singing Showtunes by the Piano
Reports indicate that this party, which lasted through the night (2 AM), was more of a celebration of the theatre (âpronounced thee-ate-her, you classless hack!â), and definitely not a one-up contest of who was the better Tevye in their high schoolâs production of Fiddler on the Roof.