âOur goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history havenât goneâby using the same formula we used the last 25 times.â
âHow do you know which âheeâ is the past participle?â
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iâve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorâs skillful fingertips.
“I wouldnât have minded more Kleenex, and maybe a little bit of Prozac, but I canât complain.”
“Ladies, take him swimming on the first date so you can see what he looks like without a mask.â
âWeâre eliminating so much more than just students,â one local administrator explains. âWeâre eliminating the stigma around mental health here on campus. Weâre doing real work here.â
Reports indicate that this party, which lasted through the night (2 AM), was more of a celebration of the theatre (âpronounced thee-ate-her, you classless hack!â), and definitely not a one-up contest of who was the better Tevye in their high schoolâs production of Fiddler on the Roof.
Before I knew it, I had run out of cool gay fits to showcase