One Book One Northwestern Budget Reduced to One Dollar One Cent
Consternation and significant pushback from angry students on campus calling for a reversal was⊠actually nowhere to be seen.
Category Archives: Archives
New Drug Surfaces on Campus: âWhite Male Discussion Section Confidenceâ
âWhite Male Discussion Section Confidence,â better known on the street as âthe devilâs advocate,â surfaced on Northwesternâs campus right around midterm season and has spread like wildfire.
From the Archives–Op-Ed: Charlie Chaplin should Stick to Silent Movies, Keep his Political Views out of Talkies
This film is his first âtalkieâ and boy does he talkie a lot.
Mayfest Secures Duolingo Bird as âEthnic Openerâ for Dillo
âFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,â said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestâs Diversity and Inclusion chair. âHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our âethnic opener,â if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnât just for privileged English-speakers.â
Write-in Vote for Bruce Curlee, The Chicago Metropolitan Area’s Fourth Best Mick Jagger Impersonator, Goes Unheard By Mayfest
âI just canât get no satisfaction,â says the impersonator who vaguely resembles Mick Jagger.
Mayfest Announces First Person to Arrive to Dillo Day Dressed as Squidwardâs House Will Win a Prize
âNothing better represents the Dillo Day spirit than the Easter Island head that Squidward lives in.”
Student Wonders if itâs Too Late to Start Going to Class
Hall wondered if he should attend at least one lecture in each class so he can find the rooms where his finals will be held.
Report: Your Mayfest Friend Quiet All of a Sudden
In situations where she might find herself saying, âyouâll never guess whoâs going to be on the Main Stage this year!â or âGuys, I have literally wanted a Ferris wheel on the Lakefill since I was born,â she now just stands there without making a peep.
Mayfest: “We’ll Just Throw Drunk People in the Lake, OK??”
âAfter the event, we can just take a big net and scoop everybody into it. Just grab each personâs Wildcard information and send them home.”
From The Archives: Dillo Day 1896 Ends In Disaster After Theatre Troupe Knocks Over Candles
During the performance of a highly amusing skit in which the members of the troupe pretended to be people with practical professions, one of the Barnyard Boys tripped and knocked over the elaborate array of candles set up to provide illumination at that late hour.