Ask Flippy: This Crazy Chick Wants to “Define the Relationship” After 12 Years of Dating, What Do I Do?
Traditional labels like “boyfriend” or “significant other” are just so confining for a modern guy like myself.
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Ask Flippy: What’s a Simp And Why Does Everybody Keep Calling me One?
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot
Ask Flippy: The Walmarts I’m Buying Keep Mysteriously Burning Down, How Do I Get a Property Loan?
They say that if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but if you purchase a local Walmart franchise you effectively own all the fish within a two-mile radius.
Ask Flippy: Ever Since I Fucked Your Husband You’ve Been Treating Me Like a Completely Different Person. What Gives?
Next time you get a friend’s husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about “Steve’s mind-blowing oral” on your sexual health blog.
Ask Flippy: Help! What Did I Used to Do for Fun Back Home?
“Don’t get me wrong, I love my family. But they have jobs and a life.”
Ask Flippy: How Do I Get My Roommate to Stop Throwing Lube at the Back of My Head?
Another option is to start wearing a CRU branded “Abstinence is the One True Way” chastity belt.
Ask Flippy: At What Point Should My Taxi Driver’s Yelling “SHIT SHIT SHIT” Be Concerning?
Currently, he is yelling frantically into his Bluetooth in fast-paced Spanish, interspersed with the occasional “SHIT SHIT SHIT” as he pounds the dash. Should I be worried?
Ask The Flipside: Getting Your Roommate to Do the Dishes
In “Ask Flippy,” you, our readers get the chance to ask the most wizened personalities on The Flipside staff for advice about school, relationships, and life. This week’s columnist is our angry feminist roommate.