Theater Major Shadow Boxes Before Entering Job Market
“It’s like acapella auditions all over again, but bloodier.”
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‘You Matter,’ says President Schapiro as he Snarfs Down Hotdog Number Three of Welcome Back Speech
“Our team has worked very hard on today’s lunch menu and we hope it will help to foster a brighter, more vibrant community,” he said, while reaching into his coat pocket for a hotdog.
NU Marching Band Logs More Rushing Yards Than Football Team
“Carrying a small, sad, modern equivalent of Gabriel’s horn gives me to motivation to walk until my toe cartilage is worn away.”
“Go Piss Girl”: NU’s Comprehensive Guide to Avoiding UTIs
This is the Flippy-certified guide to avoiding the tangerine tinkle
Students Release Collective Sigh Of Relief After University Acknowledges “Strange And Unprecedented Times”
“It’s just really nice to know they care, you know? To know that they recognize how hard this has all been.”
Thanks to Donation from Ryan Family, NU Football Can Lose in a More Expensive Stadium
“If we’re going to stand a chance against Minnesota and Michigan, we’re going to have to spend more on our stadium,” said defensive lineman Hugo Bigman.
Op-Ed: South Campus Men Dress Like a Genie That Comes Out of a Kombucha Bottle
After hunting the sounds of moccasins and fur-lined jean jackets for all of 3 minutes, I found myself standing in what can only be described as a Tame Impala tailgate.
New Roommates Discover Dorm Room Has Only One Bed
When asked how the sleeping arrangements affected their relationship as roommates, the Leighs responded that they are “closer than ever, in a platonic way.”
In True Show Of Solidarity With Students, Dearborn Observatory Also About To Collapse
“In unprecedented times like this, it’s nice to know that the observatory feels us.”
Ask Flippy: Am I A College Republican Or Do I Just Like Warm Potato Salad?
I mean, I do love how Larry only seasons it with too much mayo, salt, and a little bit of pepper.