“I asked the kid on top why he was nine feet tall,” Marty continued. “He stuttered for a bit before responding that it was some sort of hormonal imbalance. He also kept going on about how he was pursuing a Masters in “Money” in order to support “local businesses” like VibeQuest and The Table.”
DaBaby was asked for comment, but he merely shouted “LET’S GOOOOO!”
“I was trying to find the perfect outfit to show Lucas from language arts that I’m, like, totally random and adorkable!”
Even after the mysterious liquid started to drip onto Ockwerd’s Original Macbook Pro, he made no mention of the trail of sludge coating his “Right Twice a Day” handouts.
“So what, they were giving us fucking spider-filled bananas this whole time and they’re just NOW telling us? I’m disgusted.”
Unfortunately, the articles were so life-threateningly unfunny, they are thought to have been able to transmit dysentery.
“Not only will every student, professor and administrator be required to change their first and last names to ‘Ryan,’ this is now Ryan University, in Ryan, Illinois, and we only have one major – Ryan.”
We were going over Come Slowly – Eden by Dickinson, when suddenly Richard pulled it out and came fast
Putting one’s head inside a running microwave could allegedly, maybe, possibly cause cancer.
“Uwu”