BREAKING: Instead of CTECs, Northwestern Students May Now Rate Classes by Selecting One of Dante Aligheriās Nine Circles of Hell
āMy econ professor gave us an assignment to freeze for all eternity,ā remarks an anonymous sophomore.
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Area Man Has Only Two Dimensions, Cannot Interact With Space and Time As Intended, Ceases To Exist Immediately
“Why would something like this happen to someone so normal?ā
Seventh Grade Social Studies Teacher Who Said āIāll Waitā in 2012 Reportedly Still Waiting
āItās not bad at all,ā she said. āI havenāt talked to my husband in almost a decade, and Iām growing hair out of holes I didnāt even know I had. So I canāt complain.ā
What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
āMost of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
Freshman Theatre Major Who Just Joined Flipside Adds āJournalismā to Resume
Stage has allegedly written over 50 headlines, which one Flipside editor has described as, ājust ok.ā
Professor Recognizes Student’s Canvas Introduction from Tinder Bio
āHere for a long time, not a good timeā
Ask Flippy: Why does my mom still take baths with me? I would much prefer we shower.
“Over the last thirty years, itās gotten to the point where I canāt take it anymore.”
Only Late-Night Texts Area Woman Getting Are From Color
āI got a text from Color last night saying āWhat that mouth do?āā
Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
āI think I really just needed some alone time,ā says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriendās apartment building.
What Ho! A Dame Hath Initiated Courtship!
After using your scholarly advice of presenting her with my own kerchief, I roused up the manly courage to tell her that I found her to be one of the most vexing maidens I hath laid mine eyes upon.