White Allies Second-Guessing Decision to Dress Up for MLK Day
MertĂŒtis and Blomquist originally drew high praise from other white allies for being so progressive as to have a woman portray Martin Luther King.
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Morty Shuts Down All Frats after Not Receiving Any Bids
âWe just barely got out of there before Mortyâs wrecking ball crew came in and demolished the whole frat quad.â
Frat Pledge: Iâm Not Loving This Ratio
âWhat did he think the word âfraternityâ meant?â
Mississippi State Bans Hog Fucking After Incident
âThe kids are still going to be fucking hogs. We all know it. But now those kids are going to be fucking corn-fed hogs. Maybe even hogs grown in cages and forced to take growth hormones. Believe me, this university is going to see a spike in hog-fucking-related injuries.â
Go-Getter Just Gonna Break His New Yearâs Resolutions Now
“Once I saw that Extra-Large Meat Loverâs pizza on the take-out menu, I was inspired by a burst of disinterest in my future. And the promise of bacon.â
Kentucky Gets Spectacular Last-Minute Victory in Bad Coaching Bowl
Stoops brought himself within striking distance by forgoing a game-tying PAT in exchange for a failed two-point conversion, then broke the tie by deciding not to go for an onside kick.
Report: Your Boyfriend Cheated On You Because He Has âANDâ In His DNAÂ
After years of grueling research and testing, these researchers were thrilled to discover that the high rates of infidelity in male students on campus was due to the gene, and not just their shitty personalities.
What Net Neutrality Means For Us
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Freshman Wakes Up as UChicago Transfer After Mixing Antibiotics and Tequila
âI think I blacked out somewhere around my sixth Tequila Sunrise, and by the time I whited back in, I was sitting in a classroom inside this really gothic-looking building. All the students around me looked dead inside. I later found out I was in a Particle Physics class at UChicago.â
Democrats Pull Off Major Victory in War on Christmas
âI canât wait to personally feed every hardworking familyâs Christmas tree into a wood chipper.â