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Editorial from a Prospie: ā€œYou Guys, I Totally Drinkā€

Hey guys! Sorry, Iā€™m little hungover from the two handles of beer I had last night. I mean, that doesnā€™t even compare to the time my mom bought me vodka. I had three shots! Shit got so crazy, I canā€™t even tell you. (Except Iā€™m going to tell you.) So me and my bros were just chilling when my ā€˜rents were out to dinner, and we were getting kind of bored so I was like, “Yo, bros, letā€™s get schwasty.”

Tour Group Perspectives: The Mom Who is Cooler Than Yours

Hey everyone. Is this tour a snooze fest or what? Who cares about the number of libraries, weā€™re all just here to party. Am I right guys? Who am I kidding? Of course Iā€™m right! I even let my daughter have a party last weekend because she told me she hated me! Hey Stace, how fugly is that girlā€™s handbag? (I call my daughter Stace because, letā€™s face it, you canā€™t call your bestie Stacey #ew.) Anyways, I heard there

Boca Raton Residents Play Debate Drinking Game with Mylanta

BOCA RATON, FL — Residents of Century Village, a Boca Raton retirement community, gathered to watch the third and final presidential debate Monday night while they played a drinking game with Mylanta, an over the counter treatment for acid reflux. Third floor resident Seymo Best Way To Get Your Ex Back Through Texting ur Cohen organized the drinking game as a good way to have fun and reduce flatulence at the same time. ā€œMonday nights are usually a big night

Campus Literally in Toilet After Debate Drinking Games

EVANSTON – The Northwestern custodial staff reported Friday that 85% of all toilets, including urinals, in Northwestern dormitories became clogged on Wednesday night between 8 and 11 PM. The rules for several Presidential debate drinking games had been circling around campus in the days prior to the debate. One group of drinkers reported the following guidelines: drinking if either candidate argues with the moderator, drinking if either candidate addresses his opponent in the third person, drinking if Obama falls asleep

Michelin Reviews the Keg, ***

By Gloria Arugula Sitting down at the Keg of Evanston as some refreshing pop plays in the background, the first thing I notice is the ambiance. Quiet Northwestern students are studying at booths, enjoying some fresh Keg Popcorn. Itā€™s a peaceful environment, but the dust collecting on the bar and poles is disconcerting. I order a hamburger and the server asks with a sigh if Iā€™d like anything else to drink. Though the liquor license is gone, the Keg remains

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