Fever-Induced Chills A Problem No Longer: Trump Declares Global Warming As Medicinal Substitute For Tylenol Â
With a Big Mac in one hand, and a concept of a plan in the other, the President got to work
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Chiefs And 49ers Have “Worked it Out,” Super Bowl Cancelled This Year
Despite outcry from fans and haters alike, the a Chiefs spokesperson told the media that “it’s just a lot of work for one day” and “really, [they’re] doing the world a favor by preventing food waste from untouched Super Bowl spreads.”
Ask Flippy: (From Math Student) Where On Canvas Are These Taylor Series Due At Midnight And Why Do I Need Apple Music To Solve It?
I tried asking what sort of problems they were talking about but they just told me I was the problem? That I was some sort of anti-hero? Do they mean antiderivatives? I’ve also been checking the announcements on our math canvas page but all I see is the professor posting the homework due four months from now and seven messages about the TA changing his office hours.
Michael BublĂ© to drop ten-minute version of “Santa Baby”
Bublé bares all with fans, expressing wishes like “a multi-seasonal career”.
No, Taylor Swift is NOT the Highest Grossing Burger King Franchise in the Nation
“Man, I could’ve sworn ten-time Grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Taylor Swift was actually an Evanston-based Burger King making $8,000 a week.”
Things that were Popular when T-Pain was Popular
2007 was really the golden age for a lot of popstars, but none so much as Britney Spears. Sure, she’s done some stuff since, but the only Britney we want has a shaved head and brandishes an umbrella.
Taylor Swift Sets Trademarking Trend
Nicki Minaj will be trademarking “Anaconda,” annoying herpetologists everywhere, who only just recently were able to claim to be studying the Amazonian snake without being questioned about the snake’s opinions on buns.
Taylor Swift Writes Breakup Song for Spotify
After a series of very public fights between world-famous country star Taylor Swift and her perennial on-and-off-again fling with Spotify users, the singer did what she does best: she wrote a vengeful breakup song.