Op-Ed: Why I decided to let my pre-med friend perform my appendectomy in the Slivka common room
She so brilliantly did a quick WebMD search for me.
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Local Man Disappointed He Can No Longer Shape His Entire Identity Around His Residential College
āPlus, when my professors asked me to introduce myself, I was so used to saying, āIām Artie Jones and I live in Willard,āā said Jones. āIt was tragic to have to say, āIām Artie and I live inā¦Los Angeles.āā
PHA Bans Ritual Sacrifice of Ugliest Rushee This Year
āSo, like, okay. The idea is that by burning a girl at the stake weāre making her sort of like a phoenix, where she dies all weak and gross but rises from the ashes in the image of sorority excellence.”
McCormick Student Gets Laid, Earning Honorary Doctorate
“Mr. Emersonās heroic actions epitomize Whole-Brain Engineering.ā
Area Loser Learns He Can Masturbate Without Crying
āThere I was, just going through the motions with my tear bucket and picture of Melisandre from Game of Thrones, and somehow I just started playing the skin flute without anything coming out! Of my eyes that is.ā
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: North Campus
Critics rave about life in Ayers, saying “It really isnāt that bad,” “Save yourself,” and “I want to die.”
President of New Hipster Frat: We Were Greek Before it was Cool
EVANSTONāA new fraternity has recently joined the 17 nationally-recognized fraternities at Northwestern. Informally dubbed the āHipster Frat,ā the organization is currently unnamed. According to president Hudson Tyler, undecided Weinberg junior, frat names are too āmainstreamā for the group. The fraternity claims that with its laid-back atmosphere it will offer an “alternative” experience at a college where everyone on North Campus except the Slivka kids are involved in Greek life. With a toss of his unwashed bangs, member Charles Kingston assured
McCormick Students Celebrate Centennial by Playing Video Games, Practicing Abstinence
EVANSTONāYesterday was another glorious day for the studious residents of Slivka Science and Engineering Residential College. Birds were chirping. Pencils were scribbling away at organic chemistry problems. Nintendo 64 controllers were being thrown in frustration during rousing matches of Super Smash Brothers. There was not a public display of affection to be found. There was nothing atypical about this kind of day, or any day in the past one hundred years. McCormick, Northwesternās school of Engineering, has begun celebrating its
Ask The Flipside – Hangout Places
Dear The Northwestern Flipside, Iām a freshman, where are the best places to hang out on campus? Sincerely, Mitch Skillman Dear Mitch, Iām glad you asked, as there are a lot of really cool places where really cool people hang out and do really cool stuff. For instance, there is a popular vampire-themed dance club in the 28th sub-basement of Tech. Donāt worry, it has nothing to do with Twilight, many engineers simply find that long hours in Tech tend