CW Announces Revamp of âMarmadukeâ as Sexy Teen Drama
Upon hearing that the same Riverdale team would be handling all writing and production, head writer Timothy Prost fell to the floor and immediately burst into tears.
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FDA to Approve Vaccine in Fun, Kid-Friendly Flavors Such as âTootie Fruity Immunityâ
âDesperate times call for desperate measures,â admitted Anthony Fauci in a joint statement with FDA director Stephen Hahn. âWeâre not proud to be using Juulâs playbook, but damn, if they didnât have a move or two in there.â
Ask Flippy: The Econ bro I hooked up with requested me on LinkedIn, what should I do?
What should I do? I didn’t even know I had a LinkedIn.
What Feet Dream About When They Fall Asleep
âMost of the time my dreams are about the usual stuff… being late for an exam or that sensational feeling of being slowly slid into the savory embrace of a thick haviana flip flop”
High School Senior Hunted Down and Publicly Shamed By President Schapiro After Accidentally Submitting âWhy Northeasternâ Application Essay
âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
Lucky the Leprechaun Ousted From Cereal Brand After Association with IRA is Uncovered.
For years the mascotâs political leanings have been the subject of speculation given his Irish heritage.
Northwestern Students Relieved to Learn Marriage Pact Isn’t Legally Binding
While the news about the pact is being well received, it really begs the question – why would anyone think it was binding?
The Flipside Guide to: staying humble when you single-handedly put your entire hometown back in quarantine
No matter the slack you get from the Moms of Springfield Facebook group, donât stop partying!
âNo, The COVID Swab Doesnât Really Go Into Your Brain. Trust Me, I’d Know,â Says Local Man Once Abducted By Aliens
“These aliens, their probes went up my nose directly into my brain, and sucked big pink chunks of it out into an examination tube. I actually only have half a brain now.â
Local Woman Unsure What Eye Color to Put on Driverâs License Because Her âEyes Actually Change Colorsâ
âI used to think they change based on my mood, but now I think they actually change with the phases of the moon,â she continued.