Slutty Ibuprofen Bottle Must Have Been Passed Around The Whole Third Floor Of Bobb By Now
The bottle had never tried anything like this before college, it said.
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Paramedics Rush Ryan Field Following Concussion, Put in Time-Out for Interrupting Football Game
âMakes me sick that they think the quality of that boyâs skull is more important than footballâ
Uh-Oh! Student Unable to Read Canvas ‘Bones Day’ Announcement Through Stream of Tears
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.
From The Archives: Doth She Yearn for Me or Merely Desire Mine Livestock?
Hear me, readers and friends, and hear me well! I have found, through multitudinous encounters and experiences, that women aplenty â particularly those born after the year 1666 â know to do little more than consume stew, water thine horses, and blaspheme!
Man in Shorts Seen Crawling to Class with Dignity in Shambles
Nathaniel Bittingerâs parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
From The Archives: An Op-ed: Why Do Our Croquet Players Get Donkeys To Ride Around Campus? They Are Dreadful!
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
Groundhog Day to be replaced with Morty Day where he pokes his little head out of his house
âPlus, this really isnât so differentâMr. Shapiro nibbles on sticks with the best of âem.â
Pete Davidson’s Pull Game Simply Threatens The Chad Dominated Status Quo
He might live with his mom, but he also lives in your girlfriendâs dreams.
Ask Flippy: How Do I Convert The Shepard Egg Chairs Into Sex Swings?
All you need is a couple extra straps (courtesy of Pitney Bowes) and a plastic knife from the dining hall to carve out a hole for the head.
Op-Ed: My Parents Announced their Divorce, but it’s a Bones Day? A How-to on Navigating Noodleâs Wicked Ways
After reaching out to the pug, who refused to comment, I sat under a tree for 49 days, wailing and tearing my hair, until I reached enlightenment.