âOur team has worked very hard on todayâs lunch menu and we hope it will help to foster a brighter, more vibrant community,â he said, while reaching into his coat pocket for a hotdog.
âCarrying a small, sad, modern equivalent of Gabrielâs horn gives me to motivation to walk until my toe cartilage is worn away.”
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âItâs just really nice to know they care, you know? To know that they recognize how hard this has all been.”
âIf weâre going to stand a chance against Minnesota and Michigan, weâre going to have to spend more on our stadium,â said defensive lineman Hugo Bigman.
After hunting the sounds of moccasins and fur-lined jean jackets for all of 3 minutes, I found myself standing in what can only be described as a Tame Impala tailgate.
When asked how the sleeping arrangements affected their relationship as roommates, the Leighs responded that they are âcloser than ever, in a platonic way.â
“In unprecedented times like this, itâs nice to know that the observatory feels us.”
I mean, I do love how Larry only seasons it with too much mayo, salt, and a little bit of pepper.
Words cannot describe what I saw or felt in that moment. It was like someone had stabbed Hot Cheetos directly into my eyesâmy brainâmy soul.