āThat chunk of sandstone had some powerful friends. Thereās no harm in me meeting with an applicant personally, sharing intimate secrets, exchanging phone numbers, and making secret handshakes. It gives the student no advantages whatsoever.ā
Blood mixed with yogurt as students clawed and growled at each other over the food Plex employees were dumping directly onto the tile.
You know, I can sound out words ācause of English 105, but for some NU students, this poster is like a punch in the balls. Itās not a PC at all, bra.
With the mighty Ohio State Buckeyes set to visit Northwestern on Friday evening, many students found themselves pessimistic, and in some cases completely resigned to defeat. But for one Medill sophomore, pessimism wasnāt a barrier to doing what she loves: putting down her opponentās intellect. āI know our odds donāt look too great,ā slurred Northwestern University sophomore Joanna Booth, in line outside of the student entrance at Ryan Field. āBut thereās always a solution that makes us look really, really
At long last, once the new Lakefill is constructed, students will be able to easily access Gary, Indiana for a long-overdue new college town experience.
Police investigators breathed a sigh of relief last Tuesday after discovering Beinen freshman James Chavez in the second floor loft area of Allison dining hall, surrounded by scraps of the purple Class of 2023 shirt that he had consumed in order to stay alive. āWe found the student heaped in the corner shirtless, experiencing extreme indigestion from eating his clothing,ā said Special Investigator Linda Forsythe, who headed the search team that was formed after Chavezās Peer Advisor Ryan DeShields noted
āUsually if I request my SafeRide at 10pm then it will get to my apartment by 7:55am and I can get to class only ten minutes late.ā
“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. Itās okay, though. November is coming up soon and Iāll try again then, because of No Nut ā shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I wonāt need to change socks all the time,ā he clarified.
In a move preceded only twice in the history of this hallowed nation, House speaker Nancy Pelosi has begun the lengthy journey that could end in — Iām sorry, I canāt do this anymore, Paula pleaseĀ let me talk to the kids. Iāve made mistakes. I know that. Iām not blind to my faults, babe. But I shouldnāt have to get into college at 41, feign interest at the most tedious info meetings Iāve ever been to and go through the
āI hate the Kansas State fans. They think their Willie is so great, but he doesnāt even have fur.ā He then added, ābut Iām not a furry.ā