“Some ‘fans’ have commented that they would prefer to see Ms. Furnuthing… well… sing, but look! She’s cooking eggs! That’s kind of like singing except that there’s no singing involved and eggs ARE involved,” said Furtnuthing’s publicist.
“Due to the intense rigor of this course and the extreme inefficiency of my remote teaching, all students will receive a grade of No Pass on their transcripts regardless of their performance in the class this quarter.”
“I’m willing to lose all of my documents, memories and digital pornography if it means companies saving money that I will never see.”
“There’s no way I can associate with him anymore. We’re in college now, bro. We have professors, not teachers. It’s just so childish,” said Jacob Villanueva, before heelying away.
The Northwestern administration stated that the dropping students’ tuition accounted for about $55.4 million in lost revenue .
“They all called me ‘Jenny the Weirdo,’ ‘Jenny the Deep Sea Freak,’ ‘Jenny-the-girl-who-got-her-head-stuck-inside-a-beaker-during-a-bio-lab,’” said Smeely, “Oh how the tables have turned!”
From heavily censoring the coverage of political events, to publicly accounting the suffering of “taking the train and sitting next to POOR people,” the Daily has a proud tradition of standing up for what is right.
I don’t think a conversation passes the Bechdel test if a man says, ‘but actually,’ every time the professor or I try to get a word in.
With International Women’s Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
They have raised more than $20,000 which they plan to invest directly into “freeing the working class from under the thumb of laissez-faire.”