“It’s obviously the bad vibes of the breakout rooms that are conjuring acne on my face.”
Blood mixed with yogurt as students clawed and growled at each other over the food Plex employees were dumping directly onto the tile.
Within the past two weeks, Ramos’s memoir has overtaken the previous local bestseller entitled How To Major In Theatre And Not Be A Loser: The Meghan Markle Story.
The dining hall at Northwestern’s Foster-Walker Complex has delivered once again, this time with a trailblazing vegan option: photosynthesis.
“Every time I hear her go ‘Havana ooh nana,’ a little part of me dies inside, and I feel my soul slowly wither away.”
“When Stephen Colbert walks into one of our dining halls, he needs the assurance that every single one of the $66,000 he pays to his son’s tuition is put to good use.”
The location will scrap the popular live-cooking option in favor of an open fish tank, where diners can pick their meal using their bare hands and struggle for food-chain superiority over the gasping animal.
How can we claim to be a liberal university when such crimes of bigotry are happening under our very noses?
The RHA stressed that the beloved periods, often mistaken for polka dots, will still have a meaningful presence.
You use defense mechanisms like rationalization and the intellectualization that NU students are famous for to convince yourself that it doesn’t matter.