“Hey, it’s still a Northwestern dorm, isn’t it? We said you have to live on campus for two years, but we never specified which campus.”
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“Bernie has been running across the country for years, and as far as we can tell, will run until he dies.”
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Trump’s speech has been widely regarded as a shining example of political decency and civility. Many are also applauding his masterful turn of phrase and elegant use of language in his speech.
“It was really a better reaction than I ever could have hoped for,” Williams said.
“It’ll fit perfectly in between these two weeks of straight midterms and the next Friday, when I have 6 papers due.”