Ask Flippy: Iâm Running to Norbucks, Want Anything?
If you donât want caffeine, they have smoothies and stuff, too, I think.
Monthly Archives: February 2020
Op-ed: Itâs Not Fair That the âCool Kidsâ Also Get to Be the âHot Onesâ, Thereâs No Temperature Left For the Rest of Us.
The Popular Kids are popular precisely because theyâre simultaneously âcoolâ and âhotâ. Well I donât like that- so for once Iâve decided to support climate change.
Biden Suggests Having His âTechyâ Niece Take a Crack at Iowa Voting App
âWhy, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I donât see what the hold-up is here,â said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his fatherâs days as a used car salesman.
From the Archives: Pete Buttigieg Announces Himself Valedictorian Before Grades Officially Released
The school announced Monday that the reporting of semester grades was delayed because of “inconsistencies” in some teachersâ grading.
McCormick Student Retakes Rice Purity Test, Finds Score Went Up
âWhen I came here, I had a purity score of 100,â attested Annie Eisenbower, McCormick â23, âbut when I changed into my jammies, after a spirited debate about the role of metaphysics in the world of meta-metaphysics with some colleagues, it went up to 102.â
Ask Flippy: Whatâs a Simp And Why Does Everybody Keep Calling me One?
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot
Ask Flippy: The Walmarts Iâm Buying Keep Mysteriously Burning Down, How Do I Get a Property Loan?
They say that if you give a man a fish, heâll eat for a day, but if you purchase a local Walmart franchise you effectively own all the fish within a two-mile radius.
Scarlett Johansson Becomes First Asian Woman To Be Nominated For Two Academy Awards
âWell, Iâll simply take every role that comes my way. As a proud member of a minority group, I feel like itâs my duty to act in as many movies as I can. That way, even if I end up being the only Asian actress in Hollywood, the rest of my people can feel represented by me.”
College Students Replace Coming Out with Declaring Gender & Sexuality Studies Major
âOriginally I was undecided,â claimed Cohen, âbut after my parents thought that I meant âhappyâ when I told them I was gay, I knew that I needed to take drastic measures to communicate my sexuality. So I charged my US Gay & Lesbian History textbooks to my familyâs Amazon account.â
Morty Exits Debt Negotiation Meeting With Bloody Bat, Says He Handled It
Itâs no secret to NU students that the school has problems managing money, from administration blowing millions on football games to continuing to fund the theater program. However, recent statements out of the office of the president indicate that these troubles may be over. When Morty Schapiro went into a budget meeting with several of the financial experts in charge of the universityâs endowment with one of those bats with nails in it, reporters were unsure of the outcome. However