The accident occurred at approximately 3:00 A.M. in what first responders are calling âa blatant breach of car safety lawsâ and a result of âsome kind of drug-induced hysteriaâ.
âOur goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history havenât goneâby using the same formula we used the last 25 times.â
âHow do you know which âheeâ is the past participle?â
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iâve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
For every âguys, how about sexy anti-vaxxers?â there will always be a âlol I donât know maybe lol.â
Passersby described him as âpathetic,â and having âlimbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.â
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorâs skillful fingertips.
“At first, I didnât mind, since Iâm tremendously committed to school spirit.”
“I wouldnât have minded more Kleenex, and maybe a little bit of Prozac, but I canât complain.”